What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 10:56

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-All the bad guys are black.
How can you tell if someone is cunning?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
How old is planet Earth? Is it 4.5 billion years old or 6,000 years old?
Moonraker
Goldfinger
Dr No
How conservative the Japanese people really is? And the government?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
Can you share the entire summary of your spiritual life?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?
A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?